Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
i’m 99% sure it was just george
i feel like my url needs to be included in this post
Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy
Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!
are you okay dennys
the spirit of tumblr finally sank into dennys
I want to donate blood at my school before I graduate. SEMO seems to have blood drives often enough. I just want someone to do it with meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Last week, I finally got some friends to go with me to the Greek Week blood drive on campus. The line took two hours to get through and I sat on my hands the entire time because I was so nervous that my iron count would be too low like it had been in the past. The woman pricked my finger, tested my iron, and said it was at a remarkable level! After eight minutes, my blood filled the bag and I felt great. No dizziness or queezy feeling! I’m so happy I finally donated blood at SEMO just months before I will graduate.